“Fake Gay News” Roundup

28 Feb

Anyone who still needs a laugh after reading Bonnie Fuller’s new piece on Hollywood Life (see previous post) should check out AfterEllen’s latest Fake Gay News roundup. (Think The Onion for gay people.) This week’s Fake Gay News features these headlines:

  • “Local Girl Learns She Doesn’t Actually Have Two Mommies” (spoiler alert: she’s cross-eyed)
  • “Toyota Recall Extended to Lesbian Relationships at Risk for ‘Dangerous Acceleration'”
  • “Overwhelming Need to Process Preempted by Olympics Coverage” (“Lesbians worldwide have temporarily suspended endless analysis of their relationships in favor of men’s figure skating, women’s hockey and anything involving Lindsey Vonn.“)
  • “‘Hoarders’ to Feature Lesbian Who Is Still Friends With All Her Exes”
Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: